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Hola, the name's Jen. I’m just a 16 year old girl with a love for gay males and the things that they do with their penises.
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Okay so I’ve been meaning to make one of these so here..go wild!!

Klaine:

• The Sidhe
  
  Rated M
  
  Complete
  
  If you haven’t read this already, just go now. You’ve be hooked by chapter 2, no question.
  
  http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6988158/1/The_Sidhe  
  
  
• Go Your Own Way
  
  Rated M
  
  Badboy!Blaine 
  
  http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7222219/1/  
   
• Dalton
  
  rated T
  
  don’t worry, the lack of sex is replaced with the best plot to ever plot 
  
  http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6515261/1/Dalton
   
• Floorshow
  
  rated M
  
  The only explanation you have as to why you should read this is NEAF. Now Go!
  
  http://www.scarvesandcoffee.net/viewstory.php?sid=2359 

• (Def)inition 
  
  Rated R 
  
  http://hedgerose.livejournal.com/108075.html  

• Swingsets and Sandboxes
  
  Rated PG-13
  
  Complete  Child!Klaine fic
  
  This is one of the best fics I’ve ever read and i advise all to read this.
  
  http://scarvesandcoffee.net/viewstory.php?sid=27 

• A Whole New World
  
  Rated M
  
  Zavocado. That’s all you need to know.
  
  http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7685182/1/A_Whole_New_World  

• Inevitable: When We Were Just Kids
  
  Rated K
  
  This is just so cute and fluffy. Warning: You may cry..i did.
  
  http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7489191/1/# 
  
  
• Paper/Soap
  
  Rated M
  
  http://www.scarvesandcoffee.net/viewstory.php?sid=858&warning=20 
   

• Tree Climber
  
  Rated K
  
  Young klaine with a little bit of anderbros
  
  http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7904245/1/Tree_Climber#  

• Solve for X
  
  NC-17
  
  Fuck.
  
  http://pavementchaser.livejournal.com/8714.html#cutid1
  
  
• Once Upon..
  
  Rated M
  
  NEAF.
  
  http://www.scarvesandcoffee.net/viewstory.php?sid=2710&warning=20 
  
  
• The Red Carpet Treatment
  
  Rated M..for a very good reason
  
  Might be the smuttiest thing I’ve ever read..
  
  http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6612499/1/The_Red_Carpet_Treatment
  
  
• You’d Tear This Canvas Skin Apart
  
  Rated M
  
  http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6856859/1/Youd_Tear_This_Canvas_Skin_Apart
   
• Get That Chance
  
  Rated M
  
  One of the best fics ever. Kurt has powers and he is so fucking awesome and this fic is just so fucking great and i just fucking love it.
  
  http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7482685/1/Get_That_Chance 

• 23:28
  
  Rated NC-17
  
  24 hours of klaine sex
  
  http://cimmerians.livejournal.com/38103.html 
   
• Syrup and Honey
  
  Rated M
  
  http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7868035/1/Syrup_and_Honey 
   
• Lovesong
  
  Rated PG-13
  
  http://preciousmellow.livejournal.com/4992.html#cutid1 
  
  
• A Hotter Touch, A Better Fuck
  
  Rated M for the obvious reasons
  
  Packed full of sex and smutty goodness and umf just go read it
  
  http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6985863/1/ 

• Everyday
  
  Rated M
  
  Well fuck this is the most depressing amnesia fic I’ve ever read but also the best. Inspired by “The Vow” so it’s obviously sad but the OP wants Kurt to regain his memory so it should be a good ending.
  
  http://glee-kink-meme.livejournal.com/26585.html?thread=28388057#t28388057  

• Candles
  
  Rated M
  
  I don’t know if many know about this story but it is very, very good. And yeah, go read it my minions.
  
  http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6953372/1/ 

• Everyone Needs A Little Therapy
  
  Rated M
  
  Basically Blaine is a therapist, Kurt is his patient, and fun ensues..
  
  http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7215422/1/ 

• Every Kiss Begins With Kay
  
  Rated K+
  
  Such a good fic. It made me cry oh my god i think i read it 100 times. And the person who wrote it has a bunch of other good fics too.
  
  http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7539011/1/ 

• Of Booze and Gay Sleepovers
  
  Rated T
  
  Oh god this is so funny. Basically a drunk, word vomiting Blaine
  
  http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6772360/1/ 

• Home Videos
  
  Rated M
  
  Glorious, glorious filthy porny porn
  
  http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7530317/1/Home_Videos  
  
  
• The Muse
  
  Rated NC-17
  
  overwhelmingly perfect
  
  http://the-cimmerians.tumblr.com/post/22480910891/pornspam-klaine-nc-17-the-muse 
  
  
  
• Nameless
  
  Rated M
  
  http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7893273/1/Nameless 
   

• The Condom
  
  Rated M
  
  Funny ass shit right here. If you need a laugh then read this now i was literally peeing myself while reading this.
  
  http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6678183/1/The_Condom

• Item Number 5
  
  Rated NC-17
  
  http://theonewithfics.livejournal.com/10916.html  

• Can’t Take My Eyes Off You
  
  Rated M
  
  Blaine is a nerd and Kurt is a cheerio. My favorite :D
  
  http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7731953/1/Cant_Take_My_Eyes_Off_You 

• Second Chances
  
  Rated M
  
  Great Fic. Caution! Triggers..many of them
  
  http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7472052/1/Second_chances
   
• Made With Love
  
  Rated M
  
  tHIS IS ONE OF THAT HOTTEST FUCKING THINGS EVER. Chapters 1-3 are just build up but then it’s attack of the smut and they have sex twice in one chapter and just like hsdfhsntgkesanguretesugt4htgdnjgnrdjgnjgnfdg NO WORDS. JFC
  
  http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7706424/1/Made_With_Love 
  
  
• Hey, New Kid
  
  Rated M
  
  http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7413025/1/Hey_New_Kid 
   

• No Refunds
  
  Rated G
  
  This is the fluffiest ball of cute i have ever laid my eyes on. Go read it and cry over the fact they you will never be more in love than these two fictional men are. Future!Klaine fic. Have fun, dear readers. Have fun.
  
  http://naomiraven.tumblr.com/post/12410279243/no-refunds-t-future-klaine-oneshot  

• Family Portrait
  
  Rated M
  
  Kurt and Blaine are siblings. Secret boyfriend brothers sexin it up when the parents aren’t home ;)
  
  http://glee-kink-meme.livejournal.com/10780.html?thread=18859036#t18859036   

• Tell Me What You Want, Tell Me What You Need, Tell Me What You Like, Tell Me What You Love
  
  Rated M
  
  Kurt is a prostitute. Just a group of one shots. SO. MUCH. SEX.
  
  http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7108564/1/Tell_Me_What_You_Want 
  
  http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7390043/1/Tell_Me_What_You_Need 
  
  http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7475939/1/Tell_Me_What_You_Like 
  
  http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7526147/1/Tell_Me_What_You_Love 

• An Accidental Chance
  
  Rated M
  
  http://www.scarvesandcoffee.net/viewstory.php?sid=2224&warning=21  

• Truth or Dare
  
  Rated NC-17
  
  http://kurt-blaine.livejournal.com/2582925.html  

• Aunt Alice’s Farm
  
  Rated M
  
  http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7179631/1/Aunt_Alices_Farm 

• Roses in December
  
  Rated T
  
  http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7377845/1/Roses_in_December# 
  
  This fic makes me cry. You should read it. 

• In Medias Res
  
  Rated NC-17
  
  http://shia-labeouf.livejournal.com/31922.html  
  
  
• Gaga Heels
  
  Rated NC-17
  
  The name says it all.
  
  http://littlemissgg.livejournal.com/213531.html#cutid1 
  
  
• Kiss to Make it Better
  
  Rated NC-17
  
  
  RIMMING.
  
  http://glee-kink-meme.livejournal.com/19682.html?thread=24538082#t24538082  
  
  
• Until You Can Feel It
  
  Rated NC-17
  
  Kurt masturbates thinking about Blaine. With a dildo. That he bought on Amazon. Okay.
  
  http://skintightsocks.livejournal.com/7762.html  

• Again and Again and Again and Again and Again
  
  Rated M
  
  http://herostratic.livejournal.com/74225.html  

• Texts From Last Night
  
  Rated M
  
  Fluffy Klaine first time handjobs
  
  http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7262003/1/Texts_From_Last_Night
  
  
• Speak My Language
  
  Rated M
  
  Kurt and Blaine play a game. In French.
  
  http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7003190/1/Speak_My_Language 

• Smoke You Out
  
  Rated M 
  
  http://www.scarvesandcoffee.net/viewstory.php?sid=2709&chapter=1  

Crisscolfer:

• Roleplay
  
  Rated M
  
  Darren and Chris pretend to be Blaine and Kurt. Also, sex.
  
  http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7124935/1/ 

•  Things Are Different, But You Still Pretend.
  
  Rated M
  
  Darren and Chris dated in high school, but Darren disappeared, breaking Chris’s heart. They meet again on Glee…what could possibly go wrong???
  
  http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7571773/1/Things_Are_Different_But_You_Still_Pretend 

• You Hold The Key…To My Little Locked Room
  
  Rated NC-17
  
  I just finished reading this and holy fuck if it isn’t the hottest thing I’ve ever read.
  
  http://team-gay-pointy-teeth.tumblr.com/post/12125997721/title-go-with-the-flow-rating-nc-17-pairing 

• The Wrong Drawer
  
  Rated M
  
  This has to be the best thing i’ve ever read OHMYGOD. Chris is a recreational cross dresser and Darren finds out. HOTTEST FUCKING SEX YOU WILL EVER READ GAH
  
  http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7332593/1/The_Wrong_Drawer 

• Full Disclosure 
  
  rated NC-17
  
  Crisscolfer with a side of nosy, meddling Rachel 
  
  http://the-cimmerians.tumblr.com/post/17980083006/pornspam-crisscolfer-au-nc-17-full-disclosure  
  
  
• Where We Went Right
  
  Rated M
  
  holy fucking hot sex.
  
  http://scarvesandcoffee.net/viewstory.php?sid=647  

• Untitled Crisscolfer Porn
  
  Rated M
  
  http://the-cimmerians.tumblr.com/post/10345591947/pornspam-untitled-crisscolfer-nc-17  

• Dare
  
  Rated NC-17
  
  Darren is dared to sleep in Kurt’s bunk on the Glee Live Tour. PWP and a Colfersexual Darren :D 
  
  http://love-yer-brain.livejournal.com/3631.html  

• There’s a new game
  
  Rated R
  
  Kinky shit. Read it.
  
  http://oddwritesstuff.livejournal.com/14887.html

• Letters and Sodas
  
  Rated M
  
  http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7565112/1/Letters_And_Sodas  

• Practical Demonstrations
  
  Rated R
  
  Klaine awkward sexy first time
  
  http://shia-labeouf.livejournal.com/34500.html  

• Leaves Me Wanting More
  
  Rated NC-17
  
   Rough sex and many, many orgasms.
  
  http://skintightsocks.livejournal.com/18976.html  

• Wouldn’t You Like To
  
  Rated NC-17
  
  Chris has never had a blowjob. Darren wants to fix that.
  
  http://skintightsocks.livejournal.com/4084.html

• The Getaway
  
  Rated NC-17
  
  I swear to got you will need new pants after this holy sweet hotness
  
  http://the-cimmerians.tumblr.com/post/19603043803/pornspam-crisscolfer-nc-17-the-getaway